|Guy 1:||no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.|
In a conversation I wondere aloud how Ellen Degeneres had never come to Australia even though her wife is Australian, surely she had been over to visit?
My mum’s friend replied “when you’re Ellen Degeneres you can fly everyone to you”